As Seen on IRC...

webchick: ICE CREAM!!!!!!
geerlingguy: kittens?
Druplicon: kittens is http://webchick.net/please-stop-eating-baby-kittens
webchick: KITTENS!!!!!!
geerlingguy: ICE CREAM KITTENS!
webchick ++
kittens ++
gnaruag_: ice cream ++
webchick: Ice cream kittens are a little disturbing. I don't want to eat cats.

Whither have you gone, http://webchickcanbedistracted.com/? Remember the kittens!