"Crouching Squirrel, Hidden Dragon"
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This squirrel puzzles me; first he had his stint as the 'Evil Squirrel' who ate all our birdseed and broke two birdfeeders (we have won for now, though, using some duct tape and a gallon milk carton jug to keep him off the feeder...). But he's now crouching on the ground and 'sneaking' around while doing so. I've never seen this sort of behavior before!